"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech" - The Bleuths

The family continued to chant 'speech' to no one in particular

So Obama supposedly gave this big speech which he wrote himself and actually forced myself through it instead of being all "tldr!" Here is the link for you:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/18/obama-race-speech-read-t_n_92077.html

Um yeah i was like near tears at the end, i dunno i think cus i'm ridin' the rag so all emo but still...it is very good rhetorically. If i had morals I would say it is good morally too. I sent it to my dad, a republican who denies he's a republican. He said: "I read it this morning, and I think his words are very true. I will vote for him if he is the dem. candidate, but I'll never vote for Clinton-she's an evil person." He's crazy too btw.

And then my dad tells me tonight that the speech is getting torn up in the media. I dont know if this "media" is just Fox news but either way, can everyone stop being a terd already?? Oh wow, someone is being fucking honest, let's tear him to pieces. Cool I should be a political pundit (i think i could be-i walk the line that the female pundits do of being mildly attractive and moderately-heavily bitchy) since all that is required is an uggo suit and the ability to take every fucking thing out of context.

And now for some superficiality:
Ummm according to the internet this is John McCain. Is this true?? Plz verify someone fact checking isn't my forte but holey moley I'm speechless.


















Okay, apparently this is after a case of the Bell's-Palsey. Yellow teeth and combover, but I guess still not bad fer like 90 or whatever.



















Okay, and finally this is his daughter, Hilary Duff? She's hot, but looks a little whorey. Either way I can tell you without even seeing that she is one of those white girls with black girl butts.

I will not turn this into "Why are all men horny scummos?"

I realize how ridiculous that statement would be. Despite me not understanding how a person of power who knows their lives are under a microscope would risk their job/income/reputation over a beej? I cannot even wrap my mind around it. If I was making shit-loads of money I would gladly be chastey-chaste for my term! BUT, I realize how haggy it would be so say blah blah men can't keep their junk in their pants.

Anyway, Beth said to me yesterday "Spitzer is in deep shit" and I was like "Who's that? A musician?" thinking it was one of her indie singers she likes to listen to. She was like "Uhhhh where have you been the governer of New York," and I was like "Oh yeah, well who's the governer of New Jersey?" and without hesitation she said "Corzine" so I said "f u."

Then later I was watching Fox news **against my will, by the by** and Spitzy was on screen: "Blah blah, I want to apologize to the voters who invested trust in me, first and foremost apologize to my family, blah." Oh hey, you know who you forgot to say sorry to?? The poor prozzy who you sploodged your politically-stunk jizz all over. Yeah, I'm sure she loved that. She's completely dehumanized in the story. Aren't they always? Poor prozzies. Maybe I'll start adopt-a-prozzy similar to the adopt-a-highway campaign. The Knights of Colombus/Elks/Rotary club could each pitch in.

A: I don't get why anyone would support her
A: She's like, so shrieky
G: OKAY the whole article is about how it is okay for women to vote for hillary only because she is a woman
A: It sounds awful
lol
Exactly
So awful
Radical feminism can suck my vag
A: And because having a black president it pretty much the coolest thing ever, whereas having a female president is confusing for her and everyone else