"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech" - The Bleuths

The family continued to chant 'speech' to no one in particular

So Obama supposedly gave this big speech which he wrote himself and actually forced myself through it instead of being all "tldr!" Here is the link for you:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/18/obama-race-speech-read-t_n_92077.html

Um yeah i was like near tears at the end, i dunno i think cus i'm ridin' the rag so all emo but still...it is very good rhetorically. If i had morals I would say it is good morally too. I sent it to my dad, a republican who denies he's a republican. He said: "I read it this morning, and I think his words are very true. I will vote for him if he is the dem. candidate, but I'll never vote for Clinton-she's an evil person." He's crazy too btw.

And then my dad tells me tonight that the speech is getting torn up in the media. I dont know if this "media" is just Fox news but either way, can everyone stop being a terd already?? Oh wow, someone is being fucking honest, let's tear him to pieces. Cool I should be a political pundit (i think i could be-i walk the line that the female pundits do of being mildly attractive and moderately-heavily bitchy) since all that is required is an uggo suit and the ability to take every fucking thing out of context.

And now for some superficiality:
Ummm according to the internet this is John McCain. Is this true?? Plz verify someone fact checking isn't my forte but holey moley I'm speechless.


















Okay, apparently this is after a case of the Bell's-Palsey. Yellow teeth and combover, but I guess still not bad fer like 90 or whatever.



















Okay, and finally this is his daughter, Hilary Duff? She's hot, but looks a little whorey. Either way I can tell you without even seeing that she is one of those white girls with black girl butts.

I will not turn this into "Why are all men horny scummos?"

I realize how ridiculous that statement would be. Despite me not understanding how a person of power who knows their lives are under a microscope would risk their job/income/reputation over a beej? I cannot even wrap my mind around it. If I was making shit-loads of money I would gladly be chastey-chaste for my term! BUT, I realize how haggy it would be so say blah blah men can't keep their junk in their pants.

Anyway, Beth said to me yesterday "Spitzer is in deep shit" and I was like "Who's that? A musician?" thinking it was one of her indie singers she likes to listen to. She was like "Uhhhh where have you been the governer of New York," and I was like "Oh yeah, well who's the governer of New Jersey?" and without hesitation she said "Corzine" so I said "f u."

Then later I was watching Fox news **against my will, by the by** and Spitzy was on screen: "Blah blah, I want to apologize to the voters who invested trust in me, first and foremost apologize to my family, blah." Oh hey, you know who you forgot to say sorry to?? The poor prozzy who you sploodged your politically-stunk jizz all over. Yeah, I'm sure she loved that. She's completely dehumanized in the story. Aren't they always? Poor prozzies. Maybe I'll start adopt-a-prozzy similar to the adopt-a-highway campaign. The Knights of Colombus/Elks/Rotary club could each pitch in.

A: I don't get why anyone would support her
A: She's like, so shrieky
G: OKAY the whole article is about how it is okay for women to vote for hillary only because she is a woman
A: It sounds awful
lol
Exactly
So awful
Radical feminism can suck my vag
A: And because having a black president it pretty much the coolest thing ever, whereas having a female president is confusing for her and everyone else

ReTractiOns, rEtractioNs

WAIT. Did I previously say John McCain may have once been cute? I just actually saw a picture of him on the news and, Ummm he appears to have a tumor in his cheek?

They are all sooo high

So last night I hear all this clapping coming from the tv in the basement and I'm like "Oh Christ-on-a-bun, Mom and Dad, enough with the American Idol it is on like 12 hours a week!" But then I ventured down and turns out it was the Democratic debate. How are you supposed to know these things are on? Is there some kind of e-alert I can subscribe to? So I watched while playing a game of PP (ping-pong for you novices.)

My thoughts: Obama...I would. Um, vote for him that is. Anyway, he's totally cutie, nice smile (totally gets his teeth bleached), charmerz. Only recommendation I have is that he possibly get those big ears pinned back, but you know what, the bat ears kind of add to his nerd-sexiness. Also, how skinny is he? Does he have an ED?

Now Hills, I wouldn't vote for her. 1. Her neck is wayyy too saggy, kinda like ball-skin/turkey neck. It is in high contrast to her face. Has she had work done? Don't forget to lift the neck Hillsy! 2. Helmet haircut 3. Shrill voice. Egads. Shrill, twatty twat voice. 4. My friend called while I was watching and we both agreed "How she gonna run the country when she ain't even be keeping her man in check?!"

Then I stopped watching, cuz that shit was on for like 3 hours or something. Although I did hear the moderator utter the phrase "Is it silly season in politics?" and I was like "They are all soo high."

Oh and their outfits. Both so boring I don't remember. You are the liberals not the conservatives, look the part!! I would like to see Obams in a vest and Hills in a tight tube dress. Does she have boobs? I don't even know. That information could influence my vote!

As for the Repubs, I dont follow them at this point. John McCain looks good for his age. May have once been cute. Mike Huckabee has a really cool name, and the uninformed voter will totally go into that booth and vote for the one with the cool name--I know that is what I do for all the local/town elections. So, he kinda has an edge in that aspect...

Til next time,
Boodeux